Friday, 31 May 2013

JTF uncovers Lebanese terror cell in Kano

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The Joint Task Force on Thursday said it had uncovered a Lebanon-based Hezbollah armoury and terror cell in Bompai, Kano State.
The force, which said it found large cache of arms and ammunition, also confirmed the arrest of three persons in connection with the armoury and the cell.

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Train Derails In Lagos

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A section of a train returning from Ijoko in Lagos State to its base at Eb*tte Metta, Lagos on Wednesday derailed at Agege, in an incident said to have been caused by defective tracks.
As of 11am on Wednesday, the scene of the accident had been cordoned off by policemen from the Railway police.

Defense Headquarters Dismisses Boko Haram’s Claim Of Victories As ‘Empty Propaganda’


DHQNigeria’s military on Thursday dismissed as “empty propaganda” claims by Boko Haram’s leader that soldiers have retreated during an ongoing offensive, insisting the campaign has heavily damaged the Islamist insurgents.
In a video released on Tuesday, Boko Haram chief Abubakar Shekau said soldiers have at times “turned and ran” when facing Islamist fighters and rejected military boasting about the success of the operation.

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

21 Prison Inmates Get Amnesty From Gov. Obi


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Gov. Peter Obi of Anambra,on Wednesday granted amnesty to 21 prisoners drawn from Awka, Onitsha, Aguata and Enugu prisons, as part of activities to mark the Democracy Day.

33-Year-Old Man Allegedly Murdered 6-Month-Old Baby Over Video Game Theft


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A Chicago man charged in the shooting death of 6-month-old Jonylah Watkins was ordered held Tuesday without bond.
Koman Willis, 33, of the 7800 block of South Saint Lawrence Avenue was charged with first-degree murder and aggravated battery with a firearm after he allegedly shot Jonylah and her father on March 11, according to police.

PHOTO: Urínals Shaped Like Women’s Líps Wide Open Causes Controversy


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Store owners will do almost anything to bring customers to their place of business.
One French restaurant named “The Ananas Bar and Restaurant” in Sydney, installed two weird úrinals to attract attention. The úrinals were designed to look like a woman’s moúth with red lips.
The restaurant owner said: “The bright red-lipped úrinals shaped like an open mouth was a commonly used European design piece from female Dutch artist Meike Van Schijndel.”
Women repeatedly asked for permission to go in to take photos of the úrinals. But feminist, former political adviser and writer, Anne Summers, was not impressed with the úrinals. She called the design offensive. She demanded the restaurant owner remove the red-lipped úrinals.
The owner of the recently opened restaurant did not want the negative attention from feminists, so they agreed to remove the úrinals and apologized for anyone it may have offended. “We sincerely apologize if they have offended anyone. They are being removed today,” a spokeswoman said in a statement.

Revealed: Doctor Who Molests And Pours Spérm On Female Clients


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In Ajangbadi, a suburb of Lagos, a married woman seeking solution to her barrénness was séxually abuséd by a trado-medical practitionér whom she visited for treatment.

Man Killed Couple,Rape Toddler Hours After Release From Jail


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A man suspected of beating an elderly Alaska couple to death and sexually assaulting their 2-year-old great-granddaughter over the weekend had been released from jail just hours earlier, according to Alaska Department of Corrections records.

Man Spent Pencil In His Head For 15 Years


The whole 15 years the man lived with the pencil in his head, following a childhood accident.
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Aachen University Hospital says the 24-year-old man from Afghanistan sought help in 2011 after suffering for years from headaches, constant colds and worsening vision in one eye.
A scan showed that a 10-centimeter pencil was lodged from his sinus to his pharynx and had injured his right eye socket.

If I’m Removed Tomorrow, History’ll Remember Me, Says Amaechi


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Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi has dared those plotting his removal from office saying he is satisfied with his stewardship first of all as Speaker of the State Assembly and later Governor for which he would be remembered.

Photos: Man Set Himself On Fire To Protest The Killing Of Cattle



A Buddhist monk has set himself on fire to protest the slaughter of a cattle in Sri Lanka.

Shocking:Man Kills Wife Over N500 In Lagos


A man identified as Gbadebo Elegbede, in Abule Egba area of Lagos State, on Monday  morning,  allegedly  beat his wife to death over a disagreement that started from a missing N500 note.


Monday, 27 May 2013

PDP Names 11-Man C’ttee Headed By SAN To Investigate Amaechi


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As a follow-up to Governor Rotimi Amaechi’s suspension by the National Working Committee (NWC) of the Peoples Democratic Party, an 11-man panel headed by Joe Gadzama, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria has been constituted to investigate his culpability in the dissolution of the Obio/Akpor Local Government Council in the state.

Russian Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Picking Off Customer’s Toppings


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Don’t you hate when you order a box a pizza only to discover they completely left off the toppings you asked for? Well, if you’re in Russia and got your pizza delivered by this guy, chances are it wasn’t an accident, but rather a case of the munchies.

Murder Suspect Accidentally B*Tt-Dials 911 While Discussing Plan


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Getting away with murder can be pretty difficult, but one thing’s for sure, your chances of avoiding jail time diminish exponentially when you call the police and tell them of your evil plan. Florida resident Scott Simon learned this first-hand when he accidentally b*tt-dialed 9-1-1 as he was discussing his plans to follow a man home and kill him.

UPDATE: Why Amaechi Was Suspended


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It is no longer news that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) today suspended Rivers State Governor, Rt Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi after an emergency meeting of the party’s National Working Committee.

VIDEO: Watch The Presenter Who Sucked A Woman’s Chest On Live TV


VIDEO: Watch The Presenter Who Sucked A Woman’s Chest On Live TV

A Dutch TV presenter has faced criticism after drinking milk from a woman’s breasts during a segment on his primetime television. The  presenter stunned viewers after drinking milk direct from a mother’s breasts during his primetime Saturday night show.
During a segment on breastfeeding during the Dutch Saturday night show Langs de Leeuw, host Paul de Leeuw decided to try …
Watch him:




Sunday, 26 May 2013

BUS PREACHER BEATEN TO COMA IN LAGOS AFTER CONDOMS FELL OUT FROM HIS BIBLE



A bus preacher was almost lynched on Saturday morning at Toyota Bus stop, in front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts market, when some condoms allegedly fell out of his bible as he preached the ‘Word of God’.

It gathered that the self acclaimed Man of God was dragged out of the commercial bus and beaten into a pulp before he was rescued by some policemen.

The Pastor had embarked on his journey from Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people on the bus, using very strong words like “If you wear trousers you’ll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave-on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”


It was learnt that the people in the bus were so moved and some started falling under the anointing.

According to an eye witness, who was on his way to his shop at Ladipo, “People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man almost fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl, and 2 Durex condoms fell out”

“The angry men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on him, who all of a sudden started shouting, I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!”

However, Policemen had to be called to the scene to save the pastors life. So far 2 arrests have been made, and the Condoms have been kept as evidence. 

Friday, 24 May 2013

Governor Amaechi reelected chairman of Nigeria's Governor's Forum


Rivers State governor and current chairman of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum, Rotimi Amaechi has been reelected Chairman of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum (NGF) by state Governors at a meeting which held this evening inside the Rivers State Governors Lodge in Abuja. Governor Amaechi defeated Plateau State Governor, Jonah David Jang by 19-16 votes.

Congrats my amiable governor this shows that your truely working

Queen Of England Enters Public Bus, Late For Event


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She and Prince Philip arrived by scheduled train before boarding the single decker to travel though the city
The Queen shows she’s just like the rest of us – by turning up late for an event after taking a bus.

Jonathan Condemns Killing Of British Soldier


president-JPresident Goodluck Jonathan has expressed shock at the terrorist attack and butchering of a British soldier, Drummer Lee Rigby of the 2nd Battalion, the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers in the Woolwich area of London, United Kingdom by a British-born Nigerian – Michael ‘Mujahid’ Adebolajo and an accomplice.

FG Needs N38bn For Border Surveillance Equipment


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In order to improve security on Nigeria’s borders, the Federal Government has said it needs $244m (N38bn)to install electronic surveillance round the borders.
Minister of Interior, Mr. Abba Moro, said this in Abuja on Thursday while briefing the Peoples Democratic Party National Working Committee members on the activities of the ministry.

(PHOTO) Cruel Woman Burns Her Son’s Face Over Soup


A woman, Sakirat Attah, 25, has been arrested by the police at Elemoro Division, Lekki, Lagos, southwest Nigeria, for severely scalding her son’s face.

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Little Daniel with scalded face. Inset… Injury inflicted on his head by his mother

Advertising Agency Offers $5 Per Day To Men Willing To Wear Ads In Their Beards.


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It’s time to put that beard to work.
A Kentucky-based advertising agency is offering $5 per day to men willing to wear an ad in their beards. Ad agency Cornett-IMS designed their ”beard-vertising” campaign for A&W Root Beer and says it is designed to help those with the gift of facial hair capitalize on natural talents.

I Kidnapped My Aunt To Punish Her – Lebanese Suspect


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A 23-year-old Lebanese, who was arrested for kidnapping his 61-year-old aunt, told journalists on Thursday that he committed the crime to punish her.

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Rivers PDP Crisis: Police Apologise To Amaechi, Reinstates Speaker’s Security


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The Police yesterday apologised to Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State over the role of some of its men in the crisis rocking the state chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.
The police authorities vowed to redress the mistakes inadvertently made by its officers.
The new Assistant Inspector- General of Police, AIG, in charge of Zone 6, Jonathan Johnson, while acknowledging that police officers and men in the State Command might have made errors in the discharge of their constitutional duties in the recent political saga in the state, hailed Amaechi for improving the welfare and operations of the Police in the state.
Johnson stated this when he led a delegation of senior police officers in the zone on a courtesy call to the governor at the Government House, Port Harcourt yesterday.
The AIG said he had directed the Commissioner of Police, Mbu Joseph Mbu, to ensure that there was no security breach in the state.
He said: “So, we will take note of all these mistakes and we will correct them. I am assuring you, we will correct them. If there are lapses noticed, let us know so that we can make amends.
“And I also want to thank you (Amaechi) that for all you have done for us and the others that you are going to do. We shall continue to appreciate because you know requests from the police will never stop coming.
“Every human being that has served or is going to serve (the Nigeria Police Force) sometimes is susceptible to some errors here and there and when that comes to forefront, it is incumbent on that very particular person to say we shall amend.
“I know when these issues of withdrawal of security from some staff officers of yours came, there were agitations here and there.”
Johnson also informed the Governor that Mr Mbu had been instructed to replace the police orderlies from the Anti-Terrorism Squad withdrawn from some top officials in the state with policemen from the Special Protection Unit.
“We have always been at the wrong side of history because of one thing or the other but you (Amaechi) show understanding in our mistakes, you show understanding in our service and that is why you’ve provided all these things.
“We remain grateful to you on behalf of the Inspector- General of Police. We say a big thank you.
“I must show gratitude because I’ve heard so much about your activities, when your government singlehandedly sponsored the development and training of our ATS (Anti-Terrorism Squad) centre here in Rivers State.
“We have it on record, your numerous activities of assistance to the command and to the mobile police force.
“I can also see what I have seen on the road yesterday, the new patrol vehicles here and there, that is to show your demonstration of love for the police force”.
The AIG assured the Governor that the trained policemen from the ATS would be used to fight kidnapping and other vices in the state.
In his response, Amaechi thanked the AIG and his team for their visit, but appealed to the police to stick to their duties of protecting lives and property in the state and not get involved in politics.
“We should not play politics with security” he said and affirmed that he swore to an oath, just like the President to protect lives and property and that the state was beginning to witness a security challenge.
“I want you to kindly convey to the Police Command that we are beginning to have security challenges in Rivers State and we should not forget that you may play politics with every other thing but one place you don’t play politics with is the security of the lives of our people who elected us to offices and it will not be to the interest of Rivers people if we go back to the era of 2005, 2006 and early 2007,” Amaechi said.

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Army Arrests ‘Moles’ In Connection With Death Of Soldiers On Mali Mission


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The Chief of Army Staff, Lt.-Gen. Azubuike Ihejirika, yesterday, said that soldiers who leaked information to terrorists about the movement of troops to Mali for AFISMA operations, have been arrested and are to face a military court martial. Soldiers were subsequently ambushed and two soldiers were killed along the Okene-Lokoja road.

Father’s Call On Amaechi To Resign Forces Aide To Throw In The Towel Instead


Rotimi-AmaechObinna Anyanwu, Special Assistant to Governor Chibuike Amaechi of Rivers on Conflict Resolution, has resigned his appointment.
Mr. Obinna in a letter written to the governor on Monday, May 20, said his resignation took effect immediately.

SHOCKING: Man Molests His Girlfriend’s Three-Year-Old Daughter With A Screwdriver (Photo)


Testimony began Monday in the trial of a Mason man accused of defiling a toddler with a screwdriver.
Patrick Parker, 49, is charged with two first-degree felony counts of r*pe and two counts of gross s*xual imposition, third-degree felonies.
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Angry Mob Attack Woman, Rip Her Clothing After She Dressed Provocatively.


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A group of men attacked a woman who was dressed in a mini skirt.

Is This Boko Haram Leader’s Facebook Profile?


The leader of the terrorist Islamic sect, the so called Imam, Abubakar Shekau, seems to have a facebook page where he communicates and exchanges messages with his friends. In his facebook page, Shekau has denied that Boko Haram collected any ransom to free Alhaji Skettima Munguno, the octogenarian former minister of petroleum that was kidnapped by the sect last month.

Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity



A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.

Woman Took Her Niece To America To Be Her Husband’s S*X Slave


4f779251a74ae1b7884bc9f98548033fA woman is in court after being accused of bringing over her niece to the U.S. in order for her to be her husband’s sèx slave, according to court proceedings. 

A Pig’s Head Found In Stoke City Player’s Locker


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A pig’s head was found in the locker of Kenwyne Jones who strikes for Stoke City. The striker was said to be livid when he found it in his locker room.

Arik staff caught with N180m worth of cocaine at Heathrow airport


A female Arik staff was arrested yesterday Tuesday May 21st at Heathrow airport London for allegedly carrying cocaine worth about N180 million. Temitayo Olubunmi Daramola was arrested with 6kg of cocaine while another hostess Delita Abibimgbi was arrested for having 60 packets of cigarettes in her possession. The max limit of cigarettes any passenger is allowed to carry is 10 packs.

Bees In Croatia Being Trained To Find Land Mines


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Mirjana Filipovic is still haunted by the land mine blast that killed her boyfriend and blew off her left leg while on a fishing trip nearly a decade ago. It happened in a field that was supposedly de-mined.

Man Wrestles With 18-Foot Snake And Kills It With A Knife


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A Miami man briefly wrestled with and ultimately used a knife to kill a Burmese python measuring 18 feet, 8 inches.

Man Set Wife Ablaze For Being Too Beautiful


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A Kenyan man burnt his wife for being too beautiful after being married for more than two years.

Outrage: White Father Suspected Of “Kidnapping” His Own Biracial Daughters


U.S. – A Virginia couple was shocked to find a police officer in front of their home when they returned from running errands, but they were even more surprised by the reason for the cop’s visit — to question whether or not they were in fact their children’s parents.
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Joseph, a white man who didn’t want his last name revealed, and his black wife Keana told the local news TV that they were outraged after the policeman told them a security guard at their local Walmart store had suspected Joseph of kidnapping his three young daughters.

Ghost Camera Captures Underage S*X In Tasmania


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A man in Tasmania hoping to capture evidence of ghosts in his home discovered something else going bump in the night: His girlfriend having s*x with his 16-year-old son from a previous marriage.

(PHOTO) Woman Bites Boyfriend’s Manhood After He Refused To Sleep With Her


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Krystle Harrison, 19, of Bradenton, Fla., is accused of biting her boyfriend’s man-hood after he refused to have s*x with her on Wednesday.

I WILL APPRECIATE BOKO HARAM AS GOOD FRIENDS - GOODLUCK JONATHAN

President Goodluck Jonathan has said he will “appreciate to have Boko Haram as my good friends.” 


Tuesday, 21 May 2013

SEE THE WOMAN WHO SAID SHE IS TOO PRETTY TO WORK [PHOTOS]

According to The Daily Mail in the U.K., who spoke at length to Ms. Fernee just last week; to keep her going in that flat, pay her bills and supply her with gym membership and designer clothes, her parents give her a minimum of £4,520 monthly (that's about $6,900 U.S.). 

The 33-year-old science graduate says her slim figure and pretty face attracted unwanted attention from her male colleagues. 

Laura Fernee says her good looks are so powerful they are ruining her life – and have forced her to quit her job. 

Sunday, 19 May 2013

King of Swaziland wants to make me his (14th) virgin bride, says woman seeking asylum in the UK


A young woman is seeking  asylum in Britain after she spurned the advances of the polyamorous King Mswati III of Swaziland (pictured right) and refused to join his harem of 13 wives.